First order of business......How to get J fired and back into the clique.
1. Plant drugs on her person.
2. B, False.
3. Fax gay porn in her name every 7 minutes.....for a week. or forever.
4. Leave voice messages for her asking when she will return to the convent.
5. A good old-fashioned kidnapping
6. Raid co-workers candy stashes. leave a trail of candy wrappers leading to her chair.
7. Order a singing strip-o-gram for her boss.
8. Hang up wanted posters for her awkward lost creams and medicines. Offer hefty reward.
9. Voodoo.
We'll keep you posted.
-a.c.k.